Waiting For The Next Best Thing

It's not the gun you have to worry about. It's the bullets.
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kiyokushitaka:cocokat:godtieraradiamegido:synnesai:

My favorite moment in this show 

DYING

i thought it would stop but then it wasn’t stop and i was crying and my throat is killing me and it sounded like someone was dying

richard simmons is perfect

(Source: thefrogman, via schrutebucks)

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vaginacellphone:

partouse:

Starships

literally me

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iseriouslyhatetheinternet:

Do you ever wonder about the giant omelette in Neopia, like

what kinda sick-ass bird laid that egg

it’s got pieces of sausage and pepperoni

carrots and peas and onions

a whole fuckin’ farm up in its uterus

I mean goddamn, poor bird

(via yamsandpotatoes)

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The Beach Boys

—Wouldn't It Be Nice

lourryziall:

The Beach Boys|Wouldn’t It Be Nice

Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn’t it be nice?

(Source: matthewfuckingjuco, via heynips)